Friday, October 28, 2005

Can you answer this

Can you answer this riddle?
> Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can guess
>the riddle at the end.
>
> Paul Harvey Writes:
>
> We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them
>worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.
>
> I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade
>ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.
>
> I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty
>by being cheated.
>
> I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car.
>
> And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen.
>
> It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old
>dog put to sleep.
>
> I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.
>
> I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And
>it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room,but
>when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope
>you let him.
>
> When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag
>along, I hope you'll let him/her.
>
> I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you
>live in a town where you can do it safely.
>
> On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your
>driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone
>as uncool as your Mom.
>
> If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one
>instead of buying one.
>
> I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books
>
> When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract
>in your head.
>
> I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a
>boy\girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory
>soap tastes like.
>
>May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and
>stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.
>
>I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it. And if a
>friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend.
>
>I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa and go
>fishing with your Uncle.
>
>May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.
>
>I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your
>neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Hanukah/Christmas
>time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.
>
>These things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment, hard work and
>happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.
>
>Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm here for you. And if I die
>before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
>
>Send this to all of your friends. We secure our friends, not by accepting
>favors, but by doing them.
>
>Paul Harvey RIDDLE:
>
>When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to
>17% of Stanford University seniors.
>
>What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The
>rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
>
>Send this to 10 people and then press shift and you will get the answer.
>
>P.S. You won't believe this, but this really does give you the answer!!!!

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