A New Direction For America

The Democrats' new promise "A New Direction For America - Vote >Democratic" >
>The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401 K's are back. >A >new direction from there means,what? >
>Unemployment is at 25 year lows. A new direction from there means,what? >
>Taxes are at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means what? >
>Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs. A new direction from there >means, what? >
>The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year. >A >new direction from there means what? ** >
>Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5years. A new direction from >there means, what? >
>Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows. A new direction from >there >means, what? >
>Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01. A new direction >from >there means, what? >
>Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced >in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's top dogs are >either >dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel. A new direction from there >means, what? >
>Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British Intel, >including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being exploded >in >mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the anniversary of the >9/11/01 attacks. A new direction from there means, what? >
>Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was to >be >made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as President Bush >said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region are arriving >from the >shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to get >their >faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and heading to >the >United States to wage war on us here. A new direction from there means, >what? >
>Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:
>a. The economy to go South
>b. Illegals to go North >
c. Taxes to go Up >
d. Employment to go Down >
e. Terrorism to come back to the U.S. >
f. Tax breaks to go Out >g. Social Security to go away >
h. Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone >
>But what the heck! I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy Pelosi, >Hillary >Clinton, John Kerry, Edward Kennedy, Howard Dean, Harry Reid, and Barak >Obama have worked hard to create a comprehensive National Security Plan, >Health >Care Plan, Immigration Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage >Plan, >Abortion On Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to >Return all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough >Plan, >adapted from the French Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can >Become as >Wealthy as We Are Plan. Oh, and I almost forgot the No More Katrina Storm >Plan. >
>Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able to >sleep soooooo much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians >are >thinking of me and my welfare.= >